there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…
AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING
his smile says congratulations but his eyes say pain
Even Johan in the back looks at him and his smile drops because he knows his bestie deserved that shit
- parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted
- me: fine can i go out
- parents: no
I hope he sees this
Make John Green find the thing.
i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else
- Mom: why is everything on the floor?
- Me: gravity mom